Monday 1 November 2010

This week on It Takes Two, we have learnt...

- Vincent does not eat a healthy breakfast.
- Watching Jared cry really does not get any easier.
- Katya doesn't like it when her clothes hangers don't match. NO WIRE HANGERS EVER!
- Katya is also a huge pickle fan, and enjoys eating some gross-looking concoction that involves smearing a slice of turkey with soft cheese and rolling a pickle in it.
- James is afraid of spiders and rats.
- Jimi was holding the cape upside down when he did his paso, which is why his caping looked a bit lame.
- Scott and Natalie had to make a drastic last-minute alteration to their choreography to accommodate the giant cauldron.
- The name of Scott's rumba alter-ego is Pablo.
- Artem has been told off by some mysterious people for reclining too far on It Takes Two.
- One of the key steps in the foxtrot is called the weave. Regrettably, this has nothing to do with hairpieces.
- Your feet should be kept on the floor during the pivots in a waltz to avoid a rocking effect.
- Robin makes rhythmic "woo!" "vroom!" noises to keep Patsy in time while they're dancing.
- The two best ballroom couples of the past 40 years (in Len's opinion) both had women who were taller than their male partners.
- Michelle wants to be like Belle from Beauty and the Beast in her waltz. Insert "What does that make Brendan?" joke here.
- Pamela and James had a fight about counting.
- Gavin will have his clothes on this week.

1 comment:

Verns said...

Quote: "Michelle wants to be like Belle from Beauty and the Beast in her waltz. Insert "What does that make Brendan?" joke here."

Already done it in my Strictly limerick:

Michelle was like Walt Disney’s Belle,
As she mastered the waltzing so well.
She danced like a dream
And so it would seem
That Brendan’s her Beast – can’t you tell?