Friday 26 October 2012

This week on It Takes Two, we have learnt...

- Betty the dog from Dani's post-dance moment on Saturday's show used to be in EastEnders as Pauline's dog. Expect a lick-and-tell in the Daily Express any day now.
- Anton thinks the judges' scoring is inconsistent. I agree, but I don't think Jerry was particularly hard done by in the process.
- Jerry wants Kimberley to win.
- Victoria reckons that "sometimes [Jerry] says the nicest, most sincere things". A shame none of those were caught on camera, but there you go.
- Craig has had his fair share of costume dramas whilst in drag for panto. Santino wasn't impressed, but Michelle Visage thought he was FIEEEEERCE all the same.
- If Michael were in charge of cricket whites, he would make them all glittery like the ones he wore for his cha cha cha. He doesn't think there would be many objections to this.
- Copying is a no-no in choreography. Thanks Karen!
- You need to have a saggy bottom for the jive. That's good news for me.
- Despite what happened on Saturday, this show is still not quite ready to let go of the fact that Colin was in some James Bond movies.
- Julien McDonald is a regular fixture on this show now. Let's hope he continues grabbing everyone's tits like he does on BintModel.
- Pasha's inflection on the word "journey" is adorable. It's like he was bred in a lab specifically for the purposes of reality TV, isn't it?
- Cheryl Cole used to do ballroom as a child. DIRTY RINGER, etc.
- Dani appears to buy vests from the same place that Robin does.
- Vincent need a lot of takes to get a comedy VT right. No doubt there are elements within the viewing audience who will take this as an indicator that the comedy VTs must be VANQUISHED FOREVER.
- Dani has a tattoo of a fairy on one calf, and a bow on the other. Vincent has no tattoos apart from the one in his mind that says "made in Italy".
- Despite Nicky's quickstep looking like a tango, his tango is not, as yet, looking like a quickstep.
- Robin has been wearing glasses all week to get into character as a geek for their charleston. I'm tired of this gimmick already and I haven't even seen the dance yet.
- Robin can dance well in heels. Anyone surprised? Thought not.
- Artem has been drilling Fern on all sorts of steps. Poor Kara.
- Fern's kids don't watch the show. Supportive!
- Erin can name more GMTV/Daybreak presenters than Zoe can.
- Denise is not finding the cha cha cha easy, because she's definitely not any sort of ringer, honest.
- James plays tricks on everyone all the time.
- The prediction meerkat has been sacked for terminal inaccuracy, but his replacement thinks Lisa and Robin will be this week's top scorers.
- Paloma Faith is not familiar with The Great British Bake Off.
- Larry Lamb has just come back from IBEEFA.
- Paloma Faith fancies Karen Hauer.
- The combination of Larry Lamb, Mel Giedroyc and Paloma Faith might just be the best Friday panel ever.
- If Zoe could be a sandwich, she'd be Wensleydale and chutney.

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